目 录

Fool Stories 愚人篇

US Naval Communication

美国海军通讯记录

Five and Two

5+2

Lottery

彩票

A Fishy Story

钓鱼的故事

Canadian Winter

加拿大的冬季

Elk Hunting

围猎麋鹿

First Half

头等舱

Gas Station

加油站

Irish Bank Robbery

爱尔兰银行抢劫案

Mailbox

邮箱

stupid Criminals

愚蠢的罪犯

The Blonde and the Horses

金发女子与马

The Blonde Kidnapper

金发女绑匪

The K9 Patrol

K9巡逻队

Train Tickets and the Engineers

火车票与工程师

Visit to the Mall

逛商场

The Correct Answer

正确答案

Say Goodbye to Mother

向母亲告别

Be More Tactful

请说得再婉转些

Lost Preacher

迷路的牧师

Meet in the Heaven

天堂相会

Animal Stories 动物篇

An Intelligent Dog

聪明的狗

Camel Gear

骆驼的装备

Cat Hating Husband

讨厌猫的丈夫

Drunken Duck

酗酒的鸭子

Poor Parrot

可怜的鹦鹉

Thanksgiving Football

感恩节与橄榄球赛

Three Wishes

三个愿望

You Know That

你知道我要说什么

Parrot and Magician

鹦鹉和魔术师

Donkey

驴子的故事

Couple Stories 夫妻篇

The Princess and the Frog

公主与青蛙

A Deadly Wife

谋杀亲夫

Divorce

离婚

Golden Wedding Anniversary

金婚纪念

Labor Pains

产前阵痛

Man and Wife in Heaven

夫妻相会

Marriage

婚姻

Much lmproved

尽善尽美

Not This Time

这次没骗你

Snails

蜗牛

Ten years Bad Luck

十年霉运

True Confess

真情告白

Sweet Names

昵称

See His Wife Again

又见爱妻

A Highway to Hawaii

通往夏威夷之路

Closer to God

上帝就在身边

Three Wishes

三个愿望

Wedding Vow Bribe

变味的结婚誓言

Bar Stories 酒吧篇

Beer

啤酒

Give Me My Change

找我零钱

Irishman and a Pub

爱尔兰人和酒馆

Not My Drink

别喝我的酒

Stumbling Fool

迷糊的醉汉

The lrish Love Their Beer

嗜酒如命的爱尔兰人

Two Irishmen at a Pub

两个爱尔兰醉鬼

Daily Life Stories 生活篇

Airsick

晕机

Big Family

大家庭

The Millionaire

百万富翁

Bye Mom

再见妈妈

Car Crash

撞车事故

Carpet

地毯

Clinic’s Name

诊所的名字

Comfortable

来拿牛

E-mail Errors

电子邮件惹的祸

Golf Challenge

高尔夫挑战赛

Hanging by a Rope

吊在一根绳上

Lincoln & Kennedy—Coincidences

林肯与肯尼迪

Pet Supplies

宠物食品

Poker Game

纸牌游戏

Sherlock Holmes

夏洛克·福尔摩斯

Superbowl

超级碗决赛

The Cat Clock

报时猫

The Four Fathers

四位父亲

The Old Lady Fart

老妇人看病

The Test

测试

Tragedy

悲剧

Two Bear Hunters

两个捕熊者

Very Large Toilet

好大的卫生间

Children stories 童趣篇

A Fishing Lure

鱼饵

Adopted by the Boston Red Sox

由波士顿红祙队收养

An APB on God

上帝丢了

Definitely

肯定地

Excuse Me

对不起

Help Me with My Boots

帮我穿皮靴

Ignorance is No Disgrace

无知者无罪

Jesus Is in the Bathroom

耶稣在卫生间里

Mommy is Going to Eat your Fingers

妈妈要吃你的手指

Names

名字

Pray for Gifts

祈祷礼物

Salesman

推销员

Talk with Billy

只想和比利通话

Two Hours

两个小时

Job Stories 职业篇

Two Weeks to Live

还能活两周

A Bad Day

倒霉的一天

The Brave Firefighter

勇敢的消防队员

A Lawyer Made Man

律师创造人类

Accident

事故

Accountant

会计师

Call on an Expert

请专家

Ex-Lax Cough Syrup

治疗咳嗽的强力泻药

Getting Out of a Ticket

逃脱处罚

I’ve Had a Few Pints

我刚喝了几杯

Labor

分娩

Logic

逻辑

Money in the Coffin

棺材里的钱

MS vs GM

微软和通用

My Hero

英雄

Rabbit Test

兔子的考验

Technical Support

技术维护

The Corruption Trial

腐败的审判

The Driver’s Wife

司机的妻子

The Lawyer and the Rancher

律师与农场主

Three Envelopes

三个信封

Two Copies

复印两份

young Pregnant Bride

怀孕的年轻新娘

Job interview

求职面试

Don’t Eat a Person Who Is Working

别吃干活的

Too Much Pressure

压力太大